I've seen obsessive boys. Boys who keep calling you even if you hang up, who keep texting you even if you don't reply. Boys who talk about you to strangers which makes them come up and ask you for sympathy. Really messy stuff.
Possessive boys; who won't let you talk to anything male that moves and think of you as their property. Guys who try their luck everywhere. If not you, then the girl next to you! Commitment-phobic boys. Egotistic boys. And then there are the compulsive liars. Its like they can't help it. They'll wind up some completely outrageous yet convincing lie for their starry eyed 14 year old girlfriends. Girls who think they're going to marry their teenage boyfriends and start naming their future children. But thats another story.
I've seen emotionally dependant emo boys. Delicate, very. You can't fuck around with them too much or you risk them slitting their wrists at every opportunity.
The psycho lunatic jilted lover. Boys who go out of their way to annoy you and drive you crazy after you've rejected their advances. I will never understand why they do that, or to what purpose.
And I just don't see why boys have to screw it all up and fall in love with you all the friggin' time. Ever heard of friendship? Simple, undemanding, uncomplicated.
Not to say that girls are any less complicated. I don't get them either.
I just get dogs. Dogs are simple.
